fuck her right in the pursey
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
CHAMPION OF THE
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
FOR EV ERY ONE!
my co worker got to go to PAX prime and got me these!!!!!
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s really simple but actually really cute
THE GIRL SOPHIE WHO MADE THIS GOES TO MY SCHOOL. SINCE WHEN IS THIS POPULAR. WHAT’S HAPPENING.
"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.
yeah i know all of the zodiacs.
aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the twins, cancer the crab, leo the leijon, kanaya the vampire, libra the dragon, scorpio the spider, sagittarius the horse, capricorn the clown-goat, aquarius the seahorse, and pisces the terrifying tentacle monster.